Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009

Cock Wrangler

One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.

John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.

by ShortyJ8911 December 3, 2010

Booty Wrangler

A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.

So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.

by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019

Wranger

Someone With Red hair and pasty skin, unwanted by all.

Teacher: Jonah, say sorry for picking on Ben
Jonah: but hes a wranger sir!
Teacher a what?
Jonah a wranger sir, like a orangoutang, coz hes got red hair
Teacher and does that make it alright to pick on him coz hes got red hair
Jonah well people are racist to us so we can be rasict to wrangers
Teacher Redheads are not a race jonah
Leon but theres so monay of them sir!

by Merzo October 7, 2007

wranglers

Quality jeans, a real cowboy's only choice.

Wranglers: not cheap or inexpensive (as the previous reader said), but rather high quality, form fitting denims traditionally worn by cowboys, workingmen and (regrettably, wanna-be's) other blue-collar men. These jeans are designed by cowboys for cowboys. The fit may be tight (and consequently show your anatomy), but they last for years and are as durable as they come.

by cowboykid August 4, 2007

Wrangler

The Wrangler (TJ) is the best off road vehicle ever made. able to go any where and do any thing stock while still being able to get into without a step stool. the car everyone with a land rover wants and that every girl loves

(0IIIII0)
Jeep TJ

by Matt Hall May 18, 2004

cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.

Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.

by Emily June 20, 2006