The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!
by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009
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Guy1: Man, I am so horny but I am sick of always having a wank.
Guy2: Yeah, me too.
Guy1: Want to tape our cocks together and do a Philadelphia Winch?
Guy2: Yeah, me too.
Guy1: Want to tape our cocks together and do a Philadelphia Winch?
by Philly Wincher April 1, 2009
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The character Sheba who plays Leonardo DiCaprio's mistress in the movie Django is a bed wench. The character Olivia Pope played by actress Kerry Washington on the tv show 'Scandal' is a bed wench.
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Get the Dean Winchester mug.Also known as Funchester, a small town near the West Virginia/ Virginia state line. Known for being a great retirement community, it boasts a complete lack of anything fun or interesting to do. When visiting, one must beware the rednecks who infest the area.
"I'm visiting my parents in Winchester, VA this weekend..."
"You better watch out for those rednecks man, if you see one you should probably run!"
Off to Funchester for the weekend! I'm totally prepared for utter boredom. FML
"You better watch out for those rednecks man, if you see one you should probably run!"
Off to Funchester for the weekend! I'm totally prepared for utter boredom. FML
by James Wood Jailmate January 29, 2012
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Darrin: "I've got seventy-five Taliban advancing down on us QUICKLY! Bring that second drop 300 meters closer, DANGER CLOSE, DANGER CLOSE !!! Send it!!
Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhhh, I'm going to have to make a nice coordinated 250 degree turn beforehand, standby... and ahhhhhhhh... only have one other 500 lb munition remaining.... I didn't think we needed a full load..."
Darrin: "Don't tell me you're Going Winchester already!"
Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhh that's an Affirm. Not to worry, I have plenty of fuel for aerial surveillance or I can return in 2 hours fully loaded."
Darrin: "Listen, you two pump chump! Pound it and leave!"
Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhhh, I'm going to have to make a nice coordinated 250 degree turn beforehand, standby... and ahhhhhhhh... only have one other 500 lb munition remaining.... I didn't think we needed a full load..."
Darrin: "Don't tell me you're Going Winchester already!"
Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhh that's an Affirm. Not to worry, I have plenty of fuel for aerial surveillance or I can return in 2 hours fully loaded."
Darrin: "Listen, you two pump chump! Pound it and leave!"
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