Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021

Windmill Warrior

Widmill warrior is when a male jumps on a table and procedes to spin his penis in a 360° motion

Damn i just windmill warriored this girls last week

by Calum Duncan August 29, 2017

Drippy Windmill

When you put a moving fan under someone's anus and they defecate on it.

Bro, the walls were covered after that drippy windmill!

by Swagmonee420 March 11, 2015

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.

She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.

by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022

Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.

Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.

by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016

Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"

by nappuc March 20, 2010