long winded

boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.

Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.

Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.

by Z Last Words October 3, 2009

Winderrific

Pronounced: Wind-er-if-fik

*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.

*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!

*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.

Joyce: "I'm sorry guys, I am really winderrific tonight."

(The room of people promptly melted)

by MeOw*MeOw July 11, 2011

Windex Booty

When a girl wears spandex or yoga pants so tight that you can clearly see through the pants, in turn reveling their thong, panties, and boy shorts etc. Thus, giving the same appearance of a clean window in which it is easy to view through.

Roger: Damn! did you see the chick in the spandex?

Joe: yeahh dude she had windex booty!

by Clayton Jones November 26, 2011

winge drinking

drinking too much and complaining about the aftereffects the next day (closely associated with binge drinking)

'Aaaarch, me head's killing me today. Me bowels are shot and got a tongue like a gravedigger's flip flop bruv'.

'Sick man. You's been winge drinking again innit'

by Yopinski July 1, 2012

Winge Drinking

When a lot of women get together with several bottles of wine to bitch about their blokes

Where's your missus tonight?

She's gone round her sisters for another Winge Drinking session!

by LPA July 1, 2012

wingeing

To bitch through small talk or other forms of communications.

Berric: Are you cold?
Gendry: Yes, quite cold.
Berric: Stop your wingeing.

by Handsack135 August 20, 2017

wingette

A wingette is similar to a wingman, but a chick version. Someone who is a wingette is always a great friend, who strives to set up her friends and make them look good. A wingette has a fantastic personality and is a rare, precious type of human being that should be treasured by everyone she knows. Like a best friend, but better. She helps point out stupid things you're doing and drives you home if you happen to have too many tequila shots or something of that nature.

"You hittin' the club tonight?"
"Yeah and my wingette is gonna help me reel one in."

by Wookienugget May 27, 2018