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widgeums 

Widgeums (pronounced widge-uhms) is a nickname for a small and tender phallus. Similar to that of a Widgey but much smaller almost cute even.
Aww did someone hurt his widgeums falling over?
widgeums by BigmamaEel July 26, 2024
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Wingeye is someone who likes kissing their boss at a bar
Holy fuck this guy is a Wingeye, I seen him at the bar kissing his boss
Wingeye by I’m Mike Nolan June 23, 2025

mr widge 

a big shlong, usually associated with a male named Craig.
a long piece of meat, mr widge
mr widge by mrs widge June 12, 2012

smiggly widget

a commonly used derogatory term used by women to refer to small penises.
¨ me and Brian hooked up last night, and he has a smiggly widget

wall widget 

a device used by the government to unsettle people and make them panic
The wall widget had the historical American uneasy.
wall widget by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Squidge the widge 

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.
“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”
Squidge the widge by Pesh March 3, 2021