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whiskey biscuit

Whiskey biscuit is a combination of the two terms "whisker biscuit" and " "whiskey dick". It is the female equivalent of whiskey dick. When a woman drinks to much whiskey and takes a fortnight to get off!
Damn girl, better take it easy on that bottle. Daddy ain't dealing with no "whiskey biscuit" tonight.
by veganater August 17, 2016
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Whiskey sex

1. Drinking enough whiskey to be at the verge of passing out and then having sex. Heavy breathing on your partner is mandatory, vomiting on them is optional.

2. The worst thing you can do to someone.
1. Dan went to the bar and after drinking six shots of whiskey in ten minutes went to his girlfriend's house to have whiskey sex during which he breathed on her a lot and possibly vomited next to her.

2. Whiskey sex is the worst thing you can do to someone.
by Shavool December 9, 2005
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whiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013
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Whiskey Gay

The feeling of slight homosexuality you get when you drink just the right amount of whiskey.
Oh man, I don't remember everything that happened last night, but I'm pretty sure I got a little whiskey gay with that guy from 24D.
by meditatedgerm September 13, 2010
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whiskey bruises

the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.
"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"

"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"
by John Gober May 8, 2008
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Whiskey Wiener

The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.
Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!
by BigLou4 December 18, 2011
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Whiskey blanket

They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.
"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"

"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."
by Candola December 15, 2013
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