Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.

“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

“Nah man that’s nasty”

by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023

welching

to not be serious or to be joking

Hank-“Steve dude i just had sex with your mom”
Steve-“YOUR WELCHING”
Hank-“i swear i’m not joking i did”

by AGhgHhHa January 13, 2020

Gage Welch

a super cool hype beast. that likes to flex. and f*** b*****

Gage Welch is hella cool like my daddy.

by 333xan333 October 19, 2018

Welch

Army slang for homosexuals.

Heads up private got a Welch in top bunk.

by Welche March 6, 2020

Brady Welch

Idk he's kind of an asshole, I don't know him that well though.

Everyone: Did you hear about Brady Welch, he's so handsome and hot and sexy and tall

by BradyWelch January 4, 2022

Welch’s Trampoline

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline

Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017