fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

Weezered

Verb. Falling in love with a lesbian.

Yo man, don't get weezered she's not into dudes. Chasing Amy was satirical, going any further is wasting everyone's time.

by Na Na Na May 16, 2022

Weezer

virgin music

i bet Brayden listens to weezer

by anti_weezer June 25, 2022

weezer

a slur for asthmatic people

*someone dying and wheezing from an asthma attack *

ha fucking weezer

by fuckign idiot August 15, 2021

Weezer Glazer

Guy who glazes Weezer

I'm a Weezer Glazer

by PixelyGuy December 17, 2023

weezer room

a room in a video game with 4 enemies of the same kind, especially bosses or mini-bosses

the p-2 weezer room was crazy

by infernusdoge69420 December 18, 2024