Weed

The world’s best harmless drug that you can’t overdose on, also called marijuana and cannabis.

Stoned guy 1: Dude, why are we laughing so much
Stoned guy 2:HAHAHA I don’t know why weed makes you laugh HAHAHA

by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019

Weed

I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.

Weed is so much better then the dick i suck after.

by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018

weed

something that is illegal to smoke, but know one gives a shit about

buddy : do you want some weed

me : sure

by crazy_def January 17, 2019

weed

oh you poor innocent child

1: yo she dont know what weed is
2: too innocent

by z!l February 21, 2022

weed

what people smoke to get high and have fun and piss off the church bastards

smoke weed every day

by Anonymous August 05, 2003

weed

A great herb that grows naturally in the dirt. When smoked can completely make your day legendary. Completely discredited because to many faggot jocks paid attention in D.A.R.E class and to commercials against pot. They make weed sound worse than cocaine. Then the jocks like to come on this website and rant about weed because they have nothing better to do.

Jock: Weed is gay and for faggots who can't face their problems in life so they smoke pot.

Me: Well what about ppl who take pills for depression? They have problems and are facing them with a drug only its over the counter. Besides have you ever even tried pot?

Jock: I'm gay!

Me: That's what I thought...

by 420everydayfuckjocks April 24, 2009

weed

a illegal plant, not a drug, that when it is lit on fire there happens to be some side effects (hungry, sleepy, and happy). it is not a drug because a drug you have to alter it chemically. and might i add that nobody has EVER overdosed on weed! and the only reason it is illegal is because the government is selfish and cant tax it.

i got 5 on that weed

by 13crip74h July 07, 2007