A game similar to Russian Roulette, but involving a dictionary.
1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
"Let's play Webster's Roulette!"
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
by bingo every thursday April 14, 2012

Urban Dictionary, but for white people.
I wanted to figure out the meaning of a word, but I don't understand the definitions on Urban Dictionary, so I used Merriam-Webster
by mkeffeler May 27, 2018

by owogod September 3, 2018

by LivinLegend55 June 27, 2020

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.
by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010

Wen ya put ya thumb an ya finger next to it on ya bellend, best wen its wet, then wipe it on someones face or better put it goes up someones noes.
by ? ? ? ? ? December 17, 2006
