The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...
A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...
Modern Warfare 2 Scenario
guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!
guy2: Lol, just calm down man.
guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.
guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.
guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!
guy2: you alright?
guy2: dude?
guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!
guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD
guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!
guy2: Lol, just calm down man.
guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.
guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.
guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!
guy2: you alright?
guy2: dude?
guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!
guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD
by lolmw2 March 25, 2010
Get the Modern Warfare 2 mug.Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
by Mystical-nub-cake July 25, 2011
Get the Modern Warfare 3 mug.A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.
1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"
by joshcf1 July 26, 2010
Get the Modern Warfare 2 mug.Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.
Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.
by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004
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Bosnia, Serbia, and several similar countries used to be ruled by warlord factions in the 1990s until NATO and expeditionary forces brought about factional demise.
by Nicolai April 10, 2004
Get the warlord mug.If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.
Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2.
Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!
Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?
Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!
Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?
by AnonymousBystander April 1, 2010
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Hey do you guys see that guy other there?
Yeah, does he even come here?
Yeah, he's a wallflower, you guys need to meet him!
Yeah, does he even come here?
Yeah, he's a wallflower, you guys need to meet him!
by Sunmonn January 5, 2014
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