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Swamp wallet

A vagina.

1. Anatomy, Zoology
a. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
b. a sheathlike part or organ.
2. the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.
Becky's swamp wallet smells fishy
by Andy4az May 5, 2014
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slow wallet

A slow wallet is a person who deliberately takes a long ass time taking out their wallet so someone offers to pay for them first.
My roomate's a real fucking slow wallet, the cheap bastard.
by slowwallet September 14, 2016
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soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.
John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.
by Drit12345 September 27, 2010
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burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.
by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004
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Walleye Crue

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!
by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008
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walled lake northern high school

a school full of emos, rich kids, and cocaine gangs

kids here complain about the stress of school even tho everybody cheats anyway
football games full of hoey shorts, crop tops, a white kids taking pics for the gram

prob more juuls than students at this school
oh how we love a metro detroit public high school
“hey why do you smell like weed”
“oh i got it from some kid in the bathroom at walled lake northern high school
by whitegurl101 August 26, 2018
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stripper wallet

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.
Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007
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