Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.
by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009
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train wreck

it's just means a mess... if a train wrecks it makes a huge mess...a disaster...
1.)i am what i am what i am what i am a train wreck

2.)i smoke. a train wreck i am. . .
by Naughty . Dotty . September 12, 2009
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star wreck

A fan fiction spin-off series from Star Trek. Known from its superior humor and intellectually challenging characters. The Sci-Fi community can thank Samuli Torssonen and his friends for this fan fiction master piece.
by Welho May 4, 2003
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(the) wrecking ball

the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrecking ball was so hard it left me a black eye.
by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006
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Twain Wreck

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.
'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'
by JoanJettHead August 18, 2011
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Wreck City

Also known as “Da Burg” Wreck city is what locals of the small city called Orangeburg located in South Carolina. Wreck city is known for rapper “PG Ra” local hood legend “Roy” and “Balmains” (molly in a cigarette often smoked in Atlantis)
“I’m finna go to Wreck City”
Where the gas at? “Wreck City”
by Understand what I do January 30, 2020
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Sket wreck

A place were a group of skets go to hang out .
by OSBG13 December 30, 2016
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