A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.

Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!

by LmL31 August 28, 2010

vested

money you can actually touch, or cash out as a paycheck/income

out of my $5000 in my 401(k), only 80% of it is vested, which means i can only take out at max $4000. my employer still holds the remaining $1000. the remaining $1000, will be mine after 6 months.

by anon03654643 January 13, 2023

the vest

The puffy vest worn by every director for every film they shoot. It gives them power.

Man, he is wearing the vest. He's ready to direct.

by Alex Vixen June 17, 2016

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019

Vest

The incorrect word for Tank Top

Guy 1: Is that a vest?
Guy 2: No, it’s a tank top.

by parallelpseudonym March 21, 2025

walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022