loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.
guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 6, 2020
Vent: *disappears*
USM: 'wot de hell happened to vent'
Vent: *comes back after 6 months*
Vent: "I will explain y i left in a bit guys!"
Also Vent: *disappears again*
USM: "bruh wtf.."
Ninja: *leaves tecom*
tecom: lol she pulled a Ventraquil | aka. Vent
USM: 'wot de hell happened to vent'
Vent: *comes back after 6 months*
Vent: "I will explain y i left in a bit guys!"
Also Vent: *disappears again*
USM: "bruh wtf.."
Ninja: *leaves tecom*
tecom: lol she pulled a Ventraquil | aka. Vent
by XxNinjastargirlxX May 8, 2020
When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.
Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?
Jediai: Yea sure.
Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.
Jediai: Oh! Me too!
Jade: "Can I Vent?"
Jediai: Sure!
Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*
Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.
Jediai: Yea sure.
Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.
Jediai: Oh! Me too!
Jade: "Can I Vent?"
Jediai: Sure!
Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*
Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.
by Buffyori March 22, 2022
Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.
Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.
Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?
Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.
Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.
Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?
Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.
Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.
by roeaide January 2, 2013
by ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ999 July 13, 2022
Vent art is when a person who goes through a drug addiction or rape draws it down on a canvas to let go of any stress
I started drawing vent art after mother yelled at me saying ‘ he hits you because he loves you! ‘, an example of a vent art is down below.
by Sugarscroll March 29, 2022
a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light
dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!
by goofygoofball May 17, 2010