Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"
Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.
by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022
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Game of Valorant

Code language of telling your boys that you are actually masturbating.
Yeah, sorry I didn't reply. I was in the middle in a game of Valorant.
by rikke42069 November 30, 2021
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Valorant

Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
person 1: wanna play some valorant?
person 2: no thanks I'm not degenerate
by blackout927 October 18, 2021
mugGet the Valorantmug.

Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow
Kira used valorant on Matthew
by Thewwwww October 10, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
mugGet the valorantmug.

Let’s play Valorant

This phrase is code for “Let’s have sex.”
Hey Luke, let’s play Valorant in my dorm room. My roommates are gone, so we can be as loud as we want to be.
by user3748293782 November 25, 2023
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