when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022
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When a close friend who you thought would never leave you seemingly matures over night and leaves you for new, shallow, definitely not cooler than you, friends.
Lyrah: Did you see Silver hanging out with those new girls after she told us she was busy?
Karlin: Yeah, she's been doing that a lot. She's valeseyed us. So sad.
Karlin: Yeah, she's been doing that a lot. She's valeseyed us. So sad.
by Igotvaleseyed March 7, 2022
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. mug.she is the kind of girl, you need to get to know first. because she does not open up to everyone. and that’s good. because not everyone deserves the love she is giving. when she is entering the room you can feel her awesome energy she is shining. if you know a valeska you are the luckiest person in the world. and if you hurt her, you are a 100% in the wrong. because her soul is the kindest you can find.
by ¡limaa! July 4, 2025
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