Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven

Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum

by Master Dutch May 28, 2018

vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

by MrBJones June 11, 2013

vacuum chamber

A community where people with similar ideas congregate and bounce identical or nearly identical ideas back and forth in order to re-affirm their beliefs without facing outside opposition.

Otherkin vacuum chambers often can be found on sites such as Tumblr, promoting the belief that a human can be something other than a human.

by Bobbay Dean December 23, 2015

Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

Virginia Vacuum

The art of taking the vacuum hose and shoving it up the girl's pussy while on and then once finished, open the vacuum bag and enjoy the insides of vaccuumed girl.

Bro, Sally let me give her the Virginia Vacuum last night! WOW did it taste good!

by TheTealDeal November 20, 2016