vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

vacuum chamber

A community where people with similar ideas congregate and bounce identical or nearly identical ideas back and forth in order to re-affirm their beliefs without facing outside opposition.

Otherkin vacuum chambers often can be found on sites such as Tumblr, promoting the belief that a human can be something other than a human.

by Bobbay Dean December 23, 2015

Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven

Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum

by Master Dutch May 28, 2018

Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

galactic vacuum

A really really fucking good blow job.

My girl just gave me a galactic vacuum.

by Stolenmemes.mp4 March 10, 2019

Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.

I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.

by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016