Vacuum of Greatness 

The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.

The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.

Vacuum of Greatness by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018

Vacuum Jousting 

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

Vacuum Jousting by B PUN August 31, 2018

Vacuum Butt Cannon 

A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)

"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"

Vacuum Butt Cannon by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021

Vacuum dream 

Vacuum dream means you aren’t sucking enough, and even want to inhale him in your dreams. .

You must have been having vacuum dreams again, he asked her after that surprise blowjob.

Vacuum dream by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

Vacuum cleaner filter by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Vacuum fart 

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.

Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart

Vacuum fart by El Crispee February 21, 2022

vacuum sealed 

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.

*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”

vacuum sealed by reelrod April 8, 2022