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Yap Vacuum

pronounced: yap vak-yoom

1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.

2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.

3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."

(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.

(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
by TewSLy September 10, 2012
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Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023
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Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017
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vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas
"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."
by MrBJones June 11, 2013
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vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl
My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!
by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016
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Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.
by PopzZN May 10, 2016
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Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes
fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum
by Fuckujv November 13, 2019
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