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vodka tan

When your face gets flushed from drinking alcoholic beverages.
Dude, i can feel my vodka tan coming on after these last shots.
by SRA#2 March 26, 2009
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vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting
Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night
by Cruzikins September 16, 2016
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Vodka and

Any one of several cocktails of pop culture that are simply Vodka and some other beverage. Usually frowned upon by people who drink alcohol for reasons besides drunken stupors, as only the best of vodka connoisseurs can taste anything but alcohol in vodka.
Guy A: You gotta try this drink on the ladies, man! Sea Breeze, that shit works...

Guy B: What's that? Vodka And...

Guy A: Cranberry juice. I gave this chick, like, three of them and she was already drunk. I was having these White Russians...

Guy B: That's what, Vodka And...

Guy A: Kahlua... (And so on...)
by NeoZero September 3, 2006
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vodka cubes

When you soak cut cubes of watermelon in vodka, rum or moonshine. then eat them. Kind of like a 'lazy man's' jello-shot

the plus side is they are insanly easy/fast to make/mass produce

is far better with moonshine. asst. flavored 'white' rum (i.e. malibu coconut is ok) is also better than vodka. they're called vodka cubes because that's how they were originally
fuck jello-shots, I'm making five times as many vodka cubes in half the time
by LarryVR May 8, 2008
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vodka special

A girly drink consisting of vodka, bar lime, and sprite.

Known only to Saskatchewanians. Albertans call this drink a Vodka Slime.
The chauch offered to buy a girl at the bar a vodka special.
by KarlaHard November 15, 2007
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Vodka Mom

A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper” because it's the most easily disguisable alcoholic beverage. Typically sports well-groomed hair, fresh lipstick and enormous sunglasses at all times to hide sunken, bloodshot eyes. Speaks in a carefully enunciated manner to cover up any telltale slurring. Quickly fluctuates from being embarrassingly effusive (e.g. “Oh look at my baby, all grown up and going to prom. Come give me a big kiss!”) to having angry outbursts that may include a threat to “knock you into next Christmas” or the hurling of whatever object is within arm's reach at the target of her ire. Recognizable by her carefully crafted appearance intended to maintain the illusion of being “pulled together”, a Vodka Mom is, in fact, always at least “half in the bag”.
"OMG, Jennifer's mother is such a Vodka Mom. She baked us some cookies but burned them, so she took the whole smoking tray out of the oven and threw them against the wall. Then she screamed at us to 'get the hell out of my house!'"

"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"
by Attiki Stallions January 5, 2010
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vodka aunt

A vodka Aunt is that aunt that always shows up to family events whether it be a wedding or a baby shower already tipsy. Depending on how brazen she is, she will carry a discret flask (not as discreet by 2pm when she is taking shots from it, giving zero fucks) or just show up with a bottle of Absolut.

The average Vodka Aunt can also be found at bars and concerts partying like she is still 20, but can't hold her liquor like she used. Ah, who's kidding she was going home with leaves in her hair and missing a shoe when she was in her 20's too.

For more info see, "Drunk Cougar"
Oh, that's just Rachel. She's the family vodka aunt. Sorry about what she did to your living room rug.
by JokerFaced September 12, 2015
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