punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

extracting the urine

Polite/alternate/ironic version of to "take the piss".

I thought he was extracting the urine, but he was being serious.

extracting the urine by Dave Robertshaw May 4, 2005

Jimmy Urine 

The lead singer for the band Mindless Self Indulgence.

OMGOSH!!!!!!!!1 JiMmY UrInE fRoM MsI is s0o0 sexiii!!!

Jimmy Urine by EmilyIsMe June 2, 2006

Ur'in Urine. 

Ur'in Urine is a term said to someone who's wearing a onesuit, and accedentaly wet themselves. Following the patterns of molecular diffusion, the pee spreads through the fabric and will eventually soak the whole piece of clothing.

Haha, you wet yourself in that onesuit and now Ur'in Urine.

Ur'in Urine. by Ragnaråkk December 19, 2010

Holy Urine 

If you drink holy water, you get holy urine from your bladder.

"Dude, I drank it! I'm so going to get holy urine!"

Holy Urine by Atmokinetic December 13, 2016

jimmy urine 

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

jimmy urine by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

devil's urine 

Alcohol.

"Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."

devil's urine by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017