Urethral Swab

The most painful shit a human being can experience where they brutally stab your urethra with a massive medieval pike to test for std

Person 1: i got a urethral swab yesterday, when i piss it feels like im peeing broken glass and lava.

by Refund763 December 26, 2025

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

Urethreal

A remarkable piss

Harry: Wow the ambience of that WC was really soothing, those binaural beats and scented soaps made for a urethreal experience
Bill: Shutup and get us a pint

by thesilentbutdeadly January 25, 2019

Urethane

Specifically one of those asian males you cannot find a single flaw in. Perhaps a gamer, or an athlete, probably a scholar. The man himself is said to be insanely gorgeous.

Omg! Look over there! He's so hot he could be Urethane!

by jdkrjtiwod December 1, 2020

Urethane Toe

A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women

"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022