urmston

Skank city ! features classic pick up joints such as JP'S and MAMBOs, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a shag, especially with ugly girls. This town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the shithole with a new shopping facility.

We all placcy gangstaaas, urmston is da place to get shite beer and oooogly laydees.

by Stretford soldier February 7, 2005

uestion

The word you say for when you get cucked. First used on an AbatedSlayer twitch stream, when Abated misspelled the word "question" in a Fibbage Enough About You (Jackbox) game. He proceeded to say that the misspelling had cucked him over.

My wife is fucking the mail man. Uestion!

by Yeeems August 24, 2019

ugest von

the uger that does it more massive than all others

Yeah man, that's cause hes the ugest von.

by sille kram May 8, 2011

urethera plug

like a butt plug but for your penis

my urethera plug keeps falling out time to get a new one

by my urethera is bleeding May 20, 2020

messed upest

Adj. the most messed up messed from a peticular category

that's the messed upest guy i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!

by Sir Brian who's not lost at all April 23, 2008

CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

Urection

A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"

Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."

by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009