UCLA

UCLA: An acronym for the University of Cadavers, Legs and Arms (also known as the University of California, Los Angeles). This definition was derived from the ordeal in which UCLA was found to have obtained dead bodies and loose parts out of who knows where.

I'm going to USC because I'd like to keep my body in one piece thanks very much.

by Ruby Zib November 12, 2004

UCLA Berkeley

Possibly the most elite and least well-known of the UC campuses. Located in the heart of the beautiful city of Santa Diego, UCLA Berkeley is the perfect place for those who wish to pursue Spanish or Swedish studies. The school's Ice Sculpting Club is particularly distinct. Despite the what you may think from the fucking nasty US News and World Report's List of Best Colleges, UCLA Berkeley consistently rejects more 2400 SAT-achieving students than any Ivy League. No American president has ever come from UCLA Berkeley (thank god). Only one college in the country is finer...and that, of course, is Brown.

Dude I got into Harvard and Yale but I got rejected from UCLA Berkeley. I got a 2400 on the SAT! WTF MATE?!

Fuck Johns Hopkins. That's where fun dies. And where Adam Rich lives.

I wanted to go to Columbia but then I decided to go to UCLA Berkeley. Duh.

by Raoul L'Invisible November 29, 2007

UCLA pipeline

U.nC.leanL.A.tino Pipeline: When two dirty Latinos take part in a sexually act in which they connect anuses with an empty toilet paper tube & Elemers Glue then releases their poo poo into each other's hamster-holes. est. 2006 by 2 Gay homies in South Central LA. Paco Hernandez(El Pollo Hoto) y Isaac Sanchez (Grande Fresa)

Isaac:Sorry about that UCLA Pipeline yesterday, Paco.

Paco: It's cool meng,we tried, chu no?

Isaac: I thought that Pepto Bismal would work, Heffè

by The Clean Sanchez November 20, 2013

UCLA

A institution that holds Poor White Trash and Yellow People aka Asians. Its also run on the same system that runs our garbage... No wonder everyone smells bad......

TROJAN "hey whats that smell, oh its ucla"

by TROJANS#1 February 13, 2005

UCLA

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom (UCLA as it is commonly known) has over 30,000 clowns currently working toward PhDs.

by Davo April 26, 2005

UCLA

Univeristy of California LEFT on ALLENDALE
a.k.a. west valley community college across the street from redwood middle school in saratoga

I'm going to UCLA.
really? i'm going to UC ME At HOME
haha noob

by WFF August 23, 2005

Ualan

An ugly light skin that thinks he's good looking. If you go out with him you have made the worst decision in your life. Going out with him will break you. Just stick to your old boyfriend than going to him. If you go out with him or even like him you will certainly regret and want to go back to your ex so to prevent stay with your ex.

I went out with ualan and he is the worst boyfriend ever

by Jmansesay July 6, 2019