toadmaster

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.

My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin

by sphinx909 March 22, 2023

man toad

A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)

"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."

by Henrietta J. Hippo May 10, 2014

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

Cap'n Toad

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"

Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.

by LTW64writes April 30, 2022