Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
by MrBeaches February 25, 2018
Get the Two guys one girl mug.1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.
2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.
2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.
1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"
2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"
2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away
by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004
Get the two eyes one girl mug.This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.
Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.
Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.
Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.
by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015
Get the Two-In-One mug.three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.
by Brandino December 6, 2006
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Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018
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Two girls one cup contians to female pornography stars defacating in each others mouths.
The video caused much controversy due to it's extreme graphic content. ;)
Guy1: Hey man can you chill tonight?
Guy2: Nah man, I've been feeling lonley lately so I'm gonna go "do the busting" to Two girls one cup
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by Elefeonte July 22, 2009
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One: last night was wild.
Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon
Two: Woah, that kinky .
Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon
Two: Woah, that kinky .
by rollingoffthebedlaughing September 5, 2010
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