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Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.
Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
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tweet stealer

someone who steals tweets and gets more likes / retweets, commonly used on stan twitter
did you see saba and edar’s tweets on the timeline? it was the same as alex’s, they’re such a tweet stealer
by dwvibe May 27, 2020
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tweet stealer

one who steals tweets from your homepage
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Tweet Twit

Someone who acts like a idiot on Twitter by posting negitive and idiotic comments.
Two guys recently acted like Tweet Twits by posting hateful comments on Twitter
by BruinKiller3469 January 23, 2013
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tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
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Bitch tweet

Trump responding to disparaging remarks from "dishonest media types "
Don't make me bitch tweet you and make you move your factory to USA
by Mc Colorado January 10, 2017
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Cheef tweeting

Tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about while high as hell off that kush, dro, haze, fruity, silver or any other strong weed etc.
Dude1 tweets: Oh sht...these peanuts I got sorta look like cashews.

Dude2 tweets: @Dude1 sit your high as down somewhere and stop cheef tweeting.
by Whogivesa_fuqq November 2, 2011
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