Discord Turnt

When the squad cannot gather at a function, the squad resorts to discord to get turnt (See definition of turnt). Getting turnt on discord encompasses drinking several pbr's while sitting at your desk, wearing gaming headphones and hitting the dab pen at least 5 times. After all of this has been achieved you will have been swallowed by the turnt sauce (see turnt sauce).

"Fuck Chad, my mom has covid. We can't have a ragey rager at my house."

"That's okay Brad, we can get Discord turnt."

by Sid420 November 08, 2020

jojo to turnt

when your friend is beyond the capability of articulating her words because of drunkness...

while at the house last night my friend spilled pickle juice ...she was jojo to turnt ...

by BoPril January 29, 2016

Toss and Turnt

Trying to sleep after a long night of drinking

I got so drunk for my birthday, couldn't go to sleep. I was toss and turnt

by ItsJos August 16, 2017

Timmy Turnt

This is a term to use when you get Timmy Turnt at the function and your on massive amounts of drugs and your just having fun

Yo will uzi and fawnion were Timmy Turnt

by fawnion September 06, 2021

turnt shitposting

Some nigga on youtube who post bad shitposts and earrape and only has 7 subscribers lol

"Know the nigga named Turnt shitposting?"

by nigganamedjeff February 07, 2018

Will Smith Turnt

when you are so turnt, that you are convinced that you indeed are the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, himself.

The Jawn Squad was so buzzed off that nicotine high, that they finally were able to experience being Will Smith Turnt . Jordan even broke out into themesong as the rest of them were breakdancing.

by bturnt February 11, 2015

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 08, 2015