You not the Thinker

When someone sits in a specific way, scratching their chin as if they were thinking of something. During this event, someone of choice gets to say "You not the thinker." and with an optional taste, maybe preferred it could be "You not the Thinker, bruh."

This applies to anyone from during 2022 and up.

Random Kid: *scratches chin*
Grown Individual: "YOU NOT THE THINKER!"
*insert yeat edit*

by partPablio February 14, 2023

Rubbing my tinker

when you are really confused and you are trying to figure out something, but your friends are being assholes about it.

Hmmmmmmmm..... I can't quite figure that out. I am Rubbing my tinker.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Mr. Tinker

A man. Lazy(sometimes), teacher, Likes to lag things out, waste time.

Bob: What is he like?
Joe: Ohhhhhh... hes a Mr. Tinker.

by mr.Tink2009 December 15, 2009

Designated Thinker

One who refrains from drinking, smoking, and etc. in order to act as the brains of the situation.

Some may consider this person as "the lame one", when he/she (the designated thinker) really just want to be responsible and lookout for the well-being of others.

1. Drunk friend: "I am soooooo gonna go home with that sexy guy over at the bar."

Desginated Thinker: For goodness sake, he could be a serial killer and you're thinking about going home with him? Sit your ass down, you're not going anywhere.

2. Random drunk guy: Why isn't that guy over there drinking and having fun?

Random drunk woman: He's just being the designated thinker, making sure no one gets their ass into trouble.

by song_bird2103 February 2, 2009

tinkerballs

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.

Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs

by ericericboberic December 10, 2006

free thinker

Years of misuse has reduced the term to a self-branded label for pretentious adolescents who have only just realized that the universe isn't what their parents/guardians lead them to believe like most rational individuals who reach this epiphany at the age of 6 but for lack of better word and/or urge to sound like pretentious adolescents who have only just realized that the universe isn't what their parents/guardians lead them to believe is used to describe anything from the classical definition of open-mindedness to being-like-the-rest-of-us-who-are-different-to-you.

a: "What religion are you?"
b: "I'm a free thinker"
a: "What?"
b: "I'm not really sure whether god exists"
a: "So you're agnostic?"
b: "No, I'm a free thinker"
a: "That's a little vague; you could be a free thinking atheist or free thinking agnostic but saying free thinker doesn't tell anyone what you believe in"
b: "But I'm a free thinker"
a: "Do you even know what that means?"
b: "My friends are free thinkers"

by nev_ March 6, 2011

tinker's cuss

Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang, still used mainly in London.

I don't give a tinker's cuss what you think!

by cactusx102 December 11, 2007