Turnip

A person being dangerously reckless and/or acting like a twat.

Often used affectionately.

"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"

by Guava Squirrel January 6, 2014

Tornillo High School

A school full of low IQ students that think they’re the shit knowing that Fabens is way better than them.

Tornillo High School: 2+2

Also Tornillo High School: =5

by Puro Perico Artesanal_90 March 12, 2019

Turnip

Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.

Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?

Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells

by Skiters April 18, 2011

Turnipseed

Someone who thinks they are the best at all sports and positions but really isnt. Is very stupid but trys to act smart; very conceded.

You are so dumb you turnipseed!

by Spencer Morris October 31, 2006

Turnip

Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good.

This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!

by The Turnipator June 17, 2010

Minty Turnip

An experience where you are harassed by someone (often on Facebook) by a white person.

White person - "I noticed your name sounds like "Minty Turnip""

by ClassyFlosser March 4, 2011

turnipo

the eastern turnip empire, ruled by queen turnip...the one and only greatness, hehe. she is ruler dont mess

jess is queen turnip of turnipo, dont mess with her, nope nope.

by jessabel and mr. turnip October 16, 2003