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Tornado Hurl 

verb: To Tornado Hurl entitles a forceful session of vomiting. The vomiting should spin in a motion like a tornado. Tornado Hurling is none for its impressive presentation. A master Tornado Hurler can control the direction, speed and intenseity of his Tornado Hurl.
Dude, I tornado hurled my ovaries out last night.
Tornado Hurl by Alistair MacDonlad January 26, 2006

tornado'd 

to come to an unexpected and abrupt end.
I was banging this bitch and then her boy friend walked in so the session got tornado'd as u can imagine
tornado'd by big hig August 15, 2010

tornado wake 

The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:

1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened
"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."
tornado wake by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006

Tornado Fighter 

a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado

Tornado Food 

A white, southern, individual, who lives in a trailer and is ignorant to life. Can also refer to any ethnicity of low intelligence living in comparable squaller.
That tornado food needs to clean out his kiddie pool and take that car on blocks off his front lawn.
Tornado Food by $haft December 16, 2008

Tornado of incompetence 

An overly-confident, yet completely unqualified, leader who unwittingly leaves a wide path of destruction in their wake.
We we're almost finished with our project, until the Tornado of Incompetence - TOI - showed up! Now, I've gotta work all weekend!