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Tooth Fairy Surprise 

When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.

tooth gap 

a space between a person teeth, best cleaned with a pool noodle.
man im really self conscious of my tooth gap
tooth gap by derrek_dickholder January 1, 2017

tooth penis 

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.
Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
tooth penis by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

Tooth Blanket 

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
Tooth Blanket by danzig1984 April 2, 2011

Tooth Moustache 

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.
H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache
Tooth Moustache by @[][]!# February 21, 2013

tooth pic 

I want to trace your gums and teeth with my tongue. I want to know how your incisors and grinders came to grow. The whole story. How old you were and if it hurt. How sharp they are and if there's dirt. Like spinach or raspberry seeds. I want to know about recent loss and cavities. And if you're careless or vain about filling these. Tell me, too, if you want to know mine. How with age they respond to time. I'll let you touch them, lick them one by one. We'll be deeper friends when we are done.
"wanna get a dick pic?"
"fuck that. send me a tooth pic 🤤"
tooth pic by Krkič April 24, 2019