N. In a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.
The president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.
by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005
Get the tomato canmug. a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
by poopy97 June 14, 2011
Get the slippery tomatomug. When you do analingus while inserting your finger (or appropriate probe-like device) into her menstruating vagina.
by rustytomato July 21, 2016
Get the rusty tomatomug. by WhiteyWhite August 25, 2013
Get the beach tomatomug. A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place
Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
Get the downward tomatomug. When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.
Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.
by Vik Singh September 23, 2019
Get the the tomato routemug. When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.
by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012
Get the Beefy Tomatoesmug.