Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 7, 2023

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024