Sexual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.
Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
by trollagorn April 12, 2012
Get the Rotten Toblerone mug.Combination of a woman utalizing an icy mike while performing a golden shower. The urine melts the frozen poopsicle creating a shit-piss mixure to drench the recievers face.
After an amazing ass pounding the nasty slut pulled a previously frozen turd from the freezer and proceded to squat over my face and give me a Toblerone trickle.
by yojomama May 31, 2009
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Get the toaletten mug.A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.
Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."
by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022
Get the toblong mug.A Toblerone bar is famous for its triangular shape. A typical bar is comprised of 9 or more triangles.
Each individual triangle is called a toble.
Each individual triangle is called a toble.
by Toble Breath January 29, 2010
Get the Toble mug.A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.
Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?
by niacinamide March 26, 2011
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by DeathHasCome January 17, 2005
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