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Blimp G Ferguson

A nickname for a superful useful guy whose helpful until you actually need him. Aka an actually fucking clown.
Bro Jackson is literally Blimp G Ferguson the way he's working on this group project.

Yeah what a fucking clown.
by Lobsterlawyer December 4, 2023
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Blimp

In GTA V, a blimp can be used to reach the mission "Dead Man Walking" faster. This is called "Blimp strat". The Twitch and YouTube streamer DarkViperAU used this strat for some of his Speedruns of GTA V, mainly Any%.
Flies to the mission "Dead Man Walking"
"Davey! How you doin'?"
"Well, as good as been expected, but the news are not quite good."

Player 1: Bro, did you see me using the blimp to reach the mission?
by Hikks September 8, 2022
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New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 23, 2022
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Blimping

(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.

Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.
by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021
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cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.
1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021
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Blimping

When 2 or more overweight individuals are bumping into one another. Usually in a tight knit place.
Oi, ollie n sven round back blimping again.
by Ur anxieties July 28, 2025
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Blimp Pop

When you pop a pimple bigger than your eye and it frickin explodes everywhere and its disgustang
We got a goddang blimp pop again!
by Murmantskable February 24, 2022
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