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no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic
by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019
mugGet the no issue no tissuemug.

Backup tissues

A box of backup tissues is allways held beside the pc of a streamer lucassott
by Illuminaattori69 October 25, 2018
mugGet the Backup tissuesmug.

warning tissue

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.
"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."
by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012
mugGet the warning tissuemug.

Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.
"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"
by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018
mugGet the Green Tissuemug.

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.
“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren
by dWilfE January 1, 2019
mugGet the Golden Tissuemug.

tissue bunnies

Tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the vulvar and vaginal areas after wiping.
"I'm enjoying cunnilingus on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies."
by TheGoddessCher May 24, 2015
mugGet the tissue bunniesmug.

Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session
That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.
by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011
mugGet the Tissue Salutmug.

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