Thanks Bitch

1) Any time someone does you a favor and you want to be a dick about it.

Matt Foss: "I brought the money my mom owes you."

Ian the Man: "Thanks Bitch."

by Ian the Man April 6, 2005

Thinksturbate

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

Thanksgiving

To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part with the maize and the big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.

by Frankie1969 August 19, 2012

Thanks, Bitch

something you say when a bitch gets you in trouble.

Bitch: That guy did it officers!
That guy: Thanks, Bitch.

by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005

Thanks

An expression, derived from thank-you, to express appriciation.

Hey, thanks for the gift!

by Freak Obscene April 29, 2004

junk trunks

Fitted Boxer Briefs. Extremely tight underwear that shows the definition of a guy's manhood (package).

I saw Scott walking around in his Junk Trunks and there was little left to the imagination.

by Fi-Tdot February 29, 2008

Thanks so much

A popular form of saying "Thank you very much"

"Thanks so much for helping me"
"Thanks so much for visiting"

by shirley.44 February 8, 2012