Skip to main content

thread killer

1. Someone who makes the last post in a forum thread.

2. A mod who is known for killing threads when they get off topic.

3. A person in a forum that is notorious for getting threads locked by the mods.
1. Nobody knows how to respond to bashturn's brilliant stupidity, so he is often a thread killer.

2. JPKeates usually explains why a thread must end with a great last post. He is a very accomplished thread killer.

3. CJ and Dug are thread killers, six threads got locked today because of their off topic ramblings.
by oli fant June 21, 2008
mugGet the thread killer mug.

threadsitting

When the OP of a thread constantly replies to other peoples' posts in it. He or she is most likely F5ing frequently to look for new posts.

Also known as threadcamping.
OP: What is your favorite color? Mine's Blue.

Poster 1: Red.

OP: Oh cool! Red is neat too.

Poster 2: I like green.

OP: Eh, green is OK, but it's not for me though.

Poster 3: My favorite is yellow.

OP: Yeah I don't get yellow at all! That's so weird!

Poster 4: Pink's the best.

OP: How did you know?! Pink is my second most favorite color!

Poster 5: Orange, and stop threadsitting.

OP: Oh please let me threadsit, I lost my job and broke all my limbs and the only things I have left in the world is this thread, and my 50 cats :(
by danadamkof March 17, 2010
mugGet the threadsitting mug.

Threadgate

The posting of private email threads in order to bring a shower of shit down upon the people involved in the messages.
"Ima post this Threadgate and everyone will see what a douche you and your friends are", or

"Ima send this Threadgate to your worst enemy so that they can post them all over the internet and make ya'll look like fuckin gossiping idiots with too much time on your hands"
by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010
mugGet the Threadgate mug.

Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
by JKF125 June 25, 2010
mugGet the Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM) mug.

Ancient Thread

A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.
I locked it because it's an ancient thread. Fucking deal with it.
by Nova><Master October 25, 2006
mugGet the Ancient Thread mug.

thrammed

To beat with a stick. Also, to be badly defeated at a task. To get thrammed - to be beaten so badly in a game, one feels sad to mention the incident to friends or family. Believed to be derived from "slammed" and "thrashed".
Damn! I was thrammed like silly pansy this morning.
by Simran February 15, 2006
mugGet the thrammed mug.

threadrot

When a thread on a forum has multiple pages, the title and initial posts interest you but it invariable descends in to three people inneundoing each other.
In a thread about something that interests you, on page 4:

easyguy403: "LOL Shirley never knew you liked fisting."

me: "threadrot! threadrot!"
by rossom August 28, 2007
mugGet the threadrot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email