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Threadgate 

The posting of private email threads in order to bring a shower of shit down upon the people involved in the messages.
"Ima post this Threadgate and everyone will see what a douche you and your friends are", or

"Ima send this Threadgate to your worst enemy so that they can post them all over the internet and make ya'll look like fuckin gossiping idiots with too much time on your hands"
Threadgate by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010
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threadgasm

A period of time when the quantity of messages on a facebook inbox message, or "thread", absolutely explodes. A common sign of a threadgasm is when by the time one scrolls to the bottom of the page after it refreshes to see a new post, one is already missing at least one more post that has been written since the refresh.
Our facebook inbox had a threadgasm yesterday - 250 posts in only an hour or two! My phone was basically exploding in my pocket.
threadgasm by Manhunt XXX April 13, 2011

threadgrader 

threadgrader is the one who grades threads on internet forums/message boards. Often imitated but never duplicated he is the real internet hero. You may have seen him post before on bb.com or at photochopz.com A lot of niggaz be trying to bite his style and grade threads but dem niggaz aint got teh game nor teh knowledge to do so, you must be highly qualified to up hold such a position as to be a "Grader" He may most likely be the one that starts beef with trolls and mods just for the fun of it. He has no compassion for bitch n1ggas and little emo kids. The n1gga also knows how to mack to the bitches over teh internet because all niggaz from Jersey gots game. The big homie TG is a straight up pimp hustla despite the fact he has an obsession for eating crayons.
This thread suck c0ck! D-

Where the fuck is threadgrader, we need someone to grade/humilate this member?

Damn did you see TG torch that nigga at photochopz.com?

Good thread I was highly amused B+
threadgrader by post_grader June 7, 2007

Threadster 

A member of a board who starts/authors a thread on such board.
Out of respect for the threadster, we should refrain from subjects considered to be threadjack or off topic.
Threadster by Jonathan Corley January 12, 2004

Threadsterbating 

When a person posts a status on Facebook and then post multiple comments below their own status, thereby, having a thread with themselves.
Dude, I logged into Facebook yesterday and my newsfeed was clogged with my friend threadsterbating. I felt like I had walked in on something dirty.
Threadsterbating by Sefirox November 23, 2011

Threadbare 

Threadbare
When people create a profile on the THREADS app, but leave it blank. No photos. No posts. No threads. You wonder if they're a bot, an imposter, just tired of too many social media apps to bother anymore.
"This profile is threadbare, man ... WTF?"
Threadbare by ThirdEyePhoto July 14, 2023

Threadator 

A person who's post's seem to always ruin an ongoing comment thread. They do this by going off subject, insulting others, or by not understanding the context of the remarks. Basically clueless. Ruins the thread for others.
The "Threadator" killed the thread. No one ever wants to post after the "Threadator". He is such a Threadator.
Threadator by s.fierro October 11, 2010
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