The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008
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The opposite of topping up your drink by walking to the fridge with your glass, filling it, then returning to your seat.
A Topperupper is the act of grabbing the jug from the fridge and bringing it to your glass. More energy extensive, but can top up many drinks at once.
Mainly used with juice.
A Topperupper is the act of grabbing the jug from the fridge and bringing it to your glass. More energy extensive, but can top up many drinks at once.
Mainly used with juice.
I felt like working on my diet, so when I went to top up my glass of juice, i went for a topperupper
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