Theodor

That one kid who believes in communism, loves people like Putin or Marx, and bases his whole personality around it

Theodor: I love Putin
Someone else: Shut up
Theodor: I love Stalin

by PeterGriffin29 March 13, 2023

Theodore

Theodores are very nice, sweet, and caring. They make great spouses as well. They're always there for you.

Theodore's getting all the girls!

by iCraveMC November 17, 2022

José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

Theodor

The most awesome guy in the classroom, no question. Hot, Smart, Great Bod, Kind, and most importantly, a huge cock. He makes the big bucks, and he's a real player. However, he's also very respectful of women and all living beings.

Girl, my date last night was so romantic and respectful!

Damn, he must be named Theodor because only Theodors' are this loveable and perfect!

by JegErTheo May 10, 2019

Theodore

Mediocre man, not particularly special.

You're so boring, you're such a Theodore

by petergriffinfunnymoment12 May 23, 2023

Theodore

12 inch long Cock!!!!

A Theodore who has a 12 inch long Cock!!!!

by Master Senpai June 16, 2021

The Theodore

A door, primarily for people named Theo. Found most commonly in the state Michigan.

"Sorry, you can't use that door. It's The Theodore."

by Czar Theodore April 20, 2018