A big boy who laughs at his own lame jokes, sucks at guitar hero, is a stuck up drama queen, immature with commitment problems and has love deprivation issues. Hates glee but like The Secret Life of an American teenager like a queer. Burps in his girlfriends face and doesn't apologize and eats like a hungry hungry hippo. His elbows are as dry and cracked as a baboon's butt. His feet resemble big foot's; repulsive and full of fungi. He's all around a two faced douche smelling jerk!
by krjbfewfb June 30, 2011
A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.
by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018
Zack: A piece of shit.
by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014
1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.
Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
by ilove2mumble October 25, 2006
zack k. is a term for someone who has a very small penis similar to a chode. Zack usually sits in his room crying because he is going to die alone.
by wADe254 February 08, 2011
loser with one tiny facial piercing who thinks he has a big dick but actually has a tiny pussy
hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl
hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl
by shawna764 July 15, 2009
Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
by #imalwaysright November 02, 2011