Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.

Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!

by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006

Wobbly oven

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

by General pamphlet October 9, 2016

dag wobble

The action used to dislodge a piece of fecal matter stubbornly hanging from your butt hole while looking.

" Man that poo didn't want to leave, I even had to do the Dag Wobble to get rid of it"

by 007dumpy November 20, 2016

Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.

James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

Wobble donkey

A young female with saggy tits

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"

by axege July 17, 2014

Danny Wobbles

A slang term for the rear end of either gender, most commonly used by the High Class British in the 40's and 50's.

Baron 1: Right oh! Take a look at those Danny Wobbles on that maiden!

Baron 2: Well spotted Baron 1! I would gladly partake in intercourse with those Danny Wobbles!

Baron 1: Quite

by Titus Welliver May 21, 2013

Wobbly horse

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.

John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021