waxing the candle stick

a oral position where

1)a women is lieing down on a bed with her head over the side, and her head is slanted backwards

2) the guy,while standing, aggresively shoves his dick into her mouth causing her to gag and/or puke

3) all substances fromm her mouth then slide up her face and down her hair

While alone, Josh was waxing the candle stick with alexa and ended up wiht a face covered in white fluids running down her hair

by jalb November 6, 2006

Stick the bunch

When a few individuals rally together and challenge the remainder of the group to any kind of competition. These individuals are usually badly outnumbered, but feel confident that they will prevail because of a concentration of their skill.

Those challenged with stick the bunch are placed in an awkward situation, wherein appealing against a team of fewer number is lame, winning against a smaller team and feeling good about it is also lame, and losing is super lame and to be considered an extreme case of ownage.

Guy 1: We need to divide up into teams to play ultimate, so...
Guy 2: Me and Rems stick the bunch.
Guy 1: ...Crap.

by JijiNori January 30, 2010

the no stick it in rule

the ability to participate in any ammount of foreplay in regards to making out and/or getting-off. obstaining from actual insertion of the penis into the vagina.

"daddy always told me son with women ya just cant win...so it's better to touch the skin but son dont stick it in"

by betty February 6, 2004

chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.

Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!

by FloppyHeadedNerfHerder1 January 11, 2014

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

The Coke Stick

The act of sticking your penis into cocaine, and then having someone snort the cocaine off of it.

Snorting cocaine off of a penis is called The Coke Stick.

by AmberLastname June 8, 2016

stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023