Packaging Hymen

The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.

This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact

by Agit8r February 26, 2010

friend package

What the girl gets when they don’t wanna be your gf.

Jocelyn: stay up past 12
Me: no that’s only part of the bf package you got the friend package goodnight

by Nogger$inmybutt June 27, 2019

Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

Package wackage

Slapping someone in the face with your dick, yellung "package wackage."

Last night I gave a package wackage to an emily west.

by Alecsawesome June 3, 2018

package manager

Software that controls the system-wide acquisition, installation, upgrading, and removal of programs and utilities. Popular package managers include apt-get (for Debian-based distros), rpm (for the Red Hat/Fedora clan), pacman (Arch Linux), portage (Gentoo), and various special-purpose programs like pip and npm.

Well known as the only right way to install and manage your software, though good luck ever getting a consensus on which package format is the best.

User 1: I fucking hate these Flash updates.
User 2: Huh, that's funny. I've never had any problems with it, my package manager always handles it without complaining. Which OS are you on again?
User 1: Windows, I think?
User 2: Oh. Haha, yep, you're boned.

by Rainfly_X May 7, 2013

packaged meat

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021