blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

package manager

Software that controls the system-wide acquisition, installation, upgrading, and removal of programs and utilities. Popular package managers include apt-get (for Debian-based distros), rpm (for the Red Hat/Fedora clan), pacman (Arch Linux), portage (Gentoo), and various special-purpose programs like pip and npm.

Well known as the only right way to install and manage your software, though good luck ever getting a consensus on which package format is the best.

User 1: I fucking hate these Flash updates.
User 2: Huh, that's funny. I've never had any problems with it, my package manager always handles it without complaining. Which OS are you on again?
User 1: Windows, I think?
User 2: Oh. Haha, yep, you're boned.

by Rainfly_X May 7, 2013

Pack the package

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds

Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package

by Dubloq June 14, 2013

packaged meat

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Package wackage

Slapping someone in the face with your dick, yellung "package wackage."

Last night I gave a package wackage to an emily west.

by Alecsawesome June 3, 2018

friend package

What the girl gets when they don’t wanna be your gf.

Jocelyn: stay up past 12
Me: no that’s only part of the bf package you got the friend package goodnight

by Nogger$inmybutt June 27, 2019

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021