rep the mule

something you do when you're hyped up in a moment. a marketing trend from the hit instagram account @julethemule2.0.

"yo wait is that THE jule the mule over there?"
"yeah yeah i think so"
"bro now we have to rep the mule"

"yo migos is so hype"
"yuhhhh but you know what's even more hype?? repping the mule"

by hairbrushgirlk January 8, 2018

beach mule

It's lineage can be traced to the Moscow Mule, it originated on the south shores of Long Island, a cocktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose's sweetened lime juice. Usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.

I just crushed a beach mule and now I'm going to spike the ball in their fucking face.

by Aceholes Live! July 30, 2017

Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Mule fritter

Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

by The Swamp May 2, 2015

Moscow Mule

(1) noun. A drink, composed of a jigger of vodka along with equal parts ginger beer and lime juice.

(2) noun. Two guys, a futon, and a prime number of women greater than or equal to 3.

"Do you ladies want the moscow mule?"

by ortizoo April 10, 2009

haggis mule

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.

Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!

by The king of hagrid May 26, 2009

Mule Dick

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.

HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.

by nautonnier April 28, 2009