pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

Where's the milk?

When a guy takes off a girl's wonderbra, push bra, etc and there is nothing there, he asks "where's the milk?"

Dude 1: You know that chick at the bar with the big boobs?
Dude 2: Ya she was smoking.
Dude 1: Ya, well when I got her bra off I was all like where's the milk?

by BIG OH a little shady November 13, 2010

The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

by Lol L bozo u got no dad June 7, 2022

The Miley Cyrus

The new STD for 2015, (1) Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Chlamydia mixed together, (3) twerking may or may not give temporary relief of symptoms,

Joe: you don't wanna mess around with that girl!
Tom: Man she is hot, I want me some of that.
Joe: Oh no you don't, she gots The Miley Cyrus

by your sponcer January 8, 2015

The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

by B477y March 29, 2019

Spilled the Milk

This is basically an idiom that is rarely used today, but it actually means: You (or someone else) have/has made a big mistake, that this mistake is almost impossible to fix or will take a long time to; and has inevitably created a pandora's box; and/or has opened up a can of worms.

In other words, it is basically like making a huge mistake that will take almost forever to clean up. (Spilled Milk is the metaphor for the mistake.) Similar to: drop the ball

(Ex. It's easier to spill a glass of milk, but not so easy to put back all of the milk into the glass. It's easier to create a mistake, not so easy to clean up the mess of the mistake overnight. etc)

In the 1960s, civil rights activists accidentally spilled the milk on the Black (African American) community. Now, many blacks and latino's in America are in poverty and are divided into rivalry street gangs to keep each other down.

by Abraham's Adversary December 9, 2018