the mayor

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the mayor is here Business to attend to

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

That's the Mayor's Balls!

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.

Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024

Mayor of Yapperville

A person who loves to talk, especially in long spouts about trivial topics.
Someone who loves to yap.

I thought he would never stop talking, that guy is the Mayor of Yapperville.

by HeatherdaB November 30, 2023

Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."

by Tonian November 7, 2012

the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020

Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008

mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.

Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.

by hitlertoall September 6, 2016