A 1992 Spike Lee movie about some black Muslim civil rights leader who (ironically) met his demise when some black people shot him.
Obviously Lee couldn't get the rights to film MLK so a former drug dealer, pimp, and racist was the next best thing. Typical
Obviously Lee couldn't get the rights to film MLK so a former drug dealer, pimp, and racist was the next best thing. Typical
Black guy: Hey man, did you see that new Spike Lee movie "Malcolm X"?
White guy: Yeah, I felt so guilty about some shit that happened at least one hundred years ago I took my whole family to see it.
White guy: Yeah, I felt so guilty about some shit that happened at least one hundred years ago I took my whole family to see it.
by Anon1978 June 30, 2009
by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009
A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.
Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?
I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007
by Drakodelta January 29, 2015
Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.
by CLlT September 17, 2015
A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.
Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
by Mik101 January 27, 2007
malcolm gruijters is very smart
malcolm gruijters is very smart
by Malcolm21321231231 September 24, 2020