Malcolm X

A 1992 Spike Lee movie about some black Muslim civil rights leader who (ironically) met his demise when some black people shot him.

Obviously Lee couldn't get the rights to film MLK so a former drug dealer, pimp, and racist was the next best thing. Typical
Black guy: Hey man, did you see that new Spike Lee movie "Malcolm X"?

White guy: Yeah, I felt so guilty about some shit that happened at least one hundred years ago I took my whole family to see it.
by Anon1978 June 30, 2009
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malcolm in the middle

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity
Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.
by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009
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Malcolm in the Middle

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.
Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007
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malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay
Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.
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Malcolm in the Middle

Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.
Malcolm just got Malcolm in the Middle 'd by Reese and Dewey.
by CLlT September 17, 2015
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Malcolm's Law

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
by Mik101 January 27, 2007
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